Funny Birthday Quotes

If you want some really funny birthday quotes here is an article which has a long list of birthday quotes that are funny and subtle as well.Birthdays are a time for fun and frolic. Everybody comes together for a friend's or family member's birthday. Birthday's makes a person feel special and loved. People get a lot of gifts on their birthdays. But, other than just saying a simple 'happy birthday' to wish your friend or family member, why not try some crazy birthday wishes this time.

•  My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows

• Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. 

• About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. 

• For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. 

• Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. 

• Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. 

• Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. 

• Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. 

• Age is a number and mine is unlisted. 

• When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64. 

• Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. 

• When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. 

• It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister. 

• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. 

• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

• Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. 

• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. 

• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. 

• After 30, a body has a mind of its own. 

• If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. 

• I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. 

• Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

• Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. 

• The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. 

• Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. 

• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. 

• People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. 

• A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. 

• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. 

• The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. 

• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.