Funny Birthday Quotes

If you want some really funny birthday quotes here is an article which has a long list of birthday quotes that are funny and subtle as well.Birthdays are a time for fun and frolic. Everybody comes together for a friend's or family member's birthday. Birthday's makes a person feel special and loved. People get a lot of gifts on their birthdays. But, other than just saying a simple 'happy birthday' to wish your friend or family member, why not try some crazy birthday wishes this time.

  •  My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows
  • Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. 
  • About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. 
  • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. 
  • Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. 
  • Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. 
  • Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. 
  • Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. 
  • Age is a number and mine is unlisted. 
  • When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64. 
  • Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. 
  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. 
  • It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister. 
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. 
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
  • Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. 
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. 
  • Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. 
  • After 30, a body has a mind of its own. 
  • If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. 
  • I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. 
  • Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. 
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. 
  • Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. 
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. 
  • People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. 
  • A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. 
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. 
  • The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. 
  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. 


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